SHATNER’S LEGENDS SERIES
AAAA Sativas, Old School Hitters, and Legendary Throwbacks. When weed used to be good. If I can find em, I’ll buy em. Treat yo’ self.

DUTCH TREAT (legends)
Northern Lights x Haze x Skunk 1. From the same guys that were doing the NL2 x Haze. This is incredible stuff. Hazy spicy citrusy GAS. Beautiful fuzzy buds with classic long orange hairs just caked with crystals. The skunk 1 puts a little more magic juice into this one compared to the straight NL Haze. Fucking bomb.
BLUEBERRY HASHPLANT
DJ Short Blueberry x Hashplant. Absolutely love this one. Straight old school gas, really loud. Got that deep funk of the blueberry mixed perfectly with the fuelly kushy gas in the hashplant. Just incredible smoke.
SOUR DIESEL
Chemdog x Massachusetts Super Skunk. The best Sour Diesel I've seen in years, straight up. It’s super legit. These guys had the genetics stored in tissue culture for over a decade. It’s the best sour on the planet. Enjoy.
28g: 185
56g: 350
112g: 500
224g: 900
1lb: 1750
2lb: 3400

LEGENDS JUNIOR VARSITY SQUAD
Not as ridiculous as the Legends Tier Varsity Team, but still chron you don’t see every day.

GRANDADDY WRECK
Trainwreck x Grandaddy Purps. Amazing find on this. Two all time strains combined into one absurd cross. The nose is intoxicating with sugary grape front with a spicy peppery ‘wreck backside. Dope shit, super strong smoke. Very unique.

LEMON TREE HAZE
Lemon Tree x Super Lemon Haze. Really nice cross here. Nicer structure and a bit more well-rounded smoke from the lemon tree, but LOUD lemon haze nose and souring sativa effects.

28g: 170
56g: 275
112g: 400
224g: 725
1lb: 1400
2lb: 2700

A++ BEYOND EXOTICS
Studio worthy.

BANANA DADDY
Banana Hammock x Granddaddy Purp. Anything with granddaddy in it will be a winner for me. All time strain. Looks great and has a sweet sugary cherry lemon gas nose. 
28g: 175
56g: 300
112g: 450
224g: 800
1lb: 1500
2lb: 2950

A-GRADE EXOTIC INDOOR
Premium quality indoor.

WOWSERS
Strawberries n Cream x Runtz. Chunky round dense buds with great bag appeal. Nice thick smooth smoke, deep green with a nice shade of purple, and a Skunky berry nose.

STINKY TWINKIE
Baker’s Dozen x Rainbow Runtz. Very icy crystals smothered over beautiful Forrest green and deep purple buds with a loud sweet fruity cotton candy nose.

28g: 150
56g: 225
112g: 375
224g: 650
1lb: 1200
2lb: 2300
3lb: 3400
4lb: 4400
5lb: 5250
10lb: 10200

PREMIER BOUTIQUES
Premium indoor, extremely high quality. High grade premier strains from Loudboy. This listing will now be a significant step up in quality. I’ve convinced the Loudboy team to work with me to list a higher tier product in this premier boutique spot. Enjoy!!

BURSTACULAR
Cherry Bang Bang x Flavor Burst. Frosty dank candy. Emerald green and blueish purple mixed in. Gassy candy strawberry nose. Straight sugary candy.
RAINBOW FLAKES
Zerealz x SFV OG. Really nice indoor terp monster here. Beautiful chunky round buds with a nice density and an icy layer of frost. It’s got a really nice Skunky candy nose.

28g: 125
56g: 210
112g: 325
224g: 550
454g: 1050
2lbs: 1975
3lbs: 2950
4lbs: 3750
5lbs: 4500
10lb: 8800

BOUTIQUES
High quality indoor from Loudboy

CHERRY FUN DIP
Fun Dip x Cherriez Jubliee. Deep purpley green buds layered with frost with an amazing loud tropical diesel nose. These smell and taste fantastic.
CAVIAR CANDY
Candy Rain x Caviar. Beautiful lime green buds with pretty orange hairs and a smooth as silk creamy peanut butter skunk nose. These also smell GREAT.

28g: 110
56g: 190
112g: 290
224g: 475
454g: 885
2lbs: 1750
3lbs: 2600
4lbs: 3450
5lbs: 4200
10lbs: 8000

LIGHT-ASSIST
Exotic organic weed grown in a Greenhouse with supplementary indoor lighting. High grade exotics from Loudboy Farms.
PIXIE STIX
Grape Pie x Sherbert. Chunky ass frosty buds with crystals right in thru to the stem. Tight trim job, easy indoor fakers. Skunky herbal fuel nose.
BLUEBERRY PANCAKES
DJ Short Blueberry x Pancakes. Bomb ass light assist terpy af blueberry pancakes. Bright green and dark purple color with a ton of frosty dense buds. Real nice cherry diesel nose. 

28g: 100
56g: 175
112g: 275
224g: 400
1lb: 750
2lbs: 1450
3lbs: 2175
4lbs: 2875
5lbs: 3450
10lb: 6500

PREMIER LIGHT DEPS
The best deps I’ve got.

PURPLE PINEAPPLE
Huckleberry Hound Cake x Pineapple Express. Frosty dense runtzy nugs. Beautiful mix of fluorescent green and deep purple colors. Spicy sour blueberry mandarin nose. 
STRAWBERRY JOLLY RANCHER
Strawberry Z x Jolly Rancher. Really icy pretty buds with great bag appeal and a great fruity cherry berry creamsicle nose.
SLURPSICLE
Slurty 3 x Spritzer. Super frosty buds with. A splash of purple and a very loud candy diesel fruit nose.
GAS BASKET
Gary Payton x Baker’s Dozen.  Super bright neon green smothered in frosty crystals. Indoor faker look. Fruity sour citrus diesel nose. 

28g: 85
56g: 150
112g: 250
224g: 375
1lb: 700
2lb: 1350
3lb: 2000
4lb: 2650
5lb: 3200
10lb: 6350

LIGHT DEPS
Nice ass light dep flower.
DOUBLE STUFFED
Cookies n Cream x Platinum White Cookies. Icy medium to big buds of emerald green and purple buds with a fruity cream soda nose.
COOKIES N CREAM
Starfighter x Girl Scout Cookies. Dense frosty buds with a touch of purple and a smooth creamy vanilla peanut butter nose.

GRAPE ZLUSHEE
Grape Zkittles x Mango Shlushie. Big chunky tight trim buds with a lot of color and a great fruity gas nose.
ZOOKIES
Animal Cookies x GG4. Nice tight green long buds with a candy fruity fuelly nose.

28g: 70
56g: 120
12g: 225
224g: 325
1lb: 600
2lb: 1185
3lb: 1700
4lb: 2200
5lb: 2700
10lb: 5300

LOUDBOY INDOOR SMALLS
Some straight flame from the homies. Enjoy.

MILK MONEY
Grease Monkey x Cookies n Cream. Frosty bright green buds that smoke really strong. Great sweet sugary cake frosting nose and taste.

GRAPE ROCK CANDY
Peanut Butter Breath x Purple Punch. Dense round littles with a sour fruity nose.

SOUR BANANA SHERBERT
Sour D x Banana Sherbert. Frosty green buds with a sour spicy herby gas nose.

SUGAR PUNCH
The One x Super Silver Haze. Deep purple frosty buds with a fruity berry nose.

112g 200
224g 300
1lb: 550
2lb: 1025
3lb: 1500
4lb: 2000
5lb: 2400
10lb: 4800

DISCOUNT DEPS
Deps on sale!

MENDO BREATH
OG Kush Breath x Mendo Montage. Frosty light green buds with a whisper of purple and orange hairs. Earthy hazy gassy nose.
SLAM DUNK
Gary Payton x Grandi Candy. Nice frosty dense green nugs with lavender tones. Creamy cakes nose, great bag appeal. 
STRAWBERRY CANNOLI
Strawberry Ice Cream Cake x Strawberry Kushbreath. Nice green buds with a loud candy gas nose.
28g: 65
56g: 110
112g: 175
224g: 275
454g: 500
2lb: 900
3lb: 1350
4lb: 1750
5lb: 2100
10lb: 4000
20lb: 7800

GREENHOUSE SMALLS
Good quality greenhouse dep smalls.

GRUNTZ
Gelato x Runtz. Super classic gelato runtz genetics here. Strong strong smoke, super terpy, and unsurprisingly a Skunky fruity gassy nose.  

PLATINUM CUBEZ
Cola Cubez x Platinum Z. Bright green buds with a good amount of frost and a very nice Skunky root beer and hot chocolate nose.

LEMON CHERRY RUNTZ 
Lemon Cherry Gelato x Runtz. Always a crowd pleaser. Terpy lcg runtz that are icy asf and have a great sugary tropical fruit gas nose.

MOCHI GELATO
Gelato 47 Bx. Nice light green tightly trimmed buds with a sweet lavender citrus nose.

28g: 55
56g: 90
112g: 140
224g: 225
1lb: 390
2lb: 750
3lb: 1075
4lb: 1400
5lb: 1700
10lb: 3350

ORGANIC OUTDOOR
Straight outs.

WEDDING CAKE
Animal Mints x Triangle Kush. Nicest organic outs I’ve had. Downside is the visible stems, but the weed is pretty damn nice for the price. Piney earthy sour nose.

56g: 75
112g: 115
224: 165
1lb: 250
2lb: 475
3lb: 700
4lb: 925
5lb: 1125
10lb: 2150

HIGH END OUTDOORS
These are for sure better than my normal outs, and cost just a little more. Great deals, greeeeeat flips.

CHERRY DOSILATO
Cherry OG x Dosidos x Gelato 33. Chunky dense green buds with an earthy sour lemon nose. 
BLUE MANGO
Mango Puff x Blue Dream. Classic outs look, nice green round buds, pungent spicy nutty vanilla mint nose. 
MULE FUEL
GMO Cookies x Lurch. Chunky dense big buds with a sweet and sour alcohol nose. Nice strong smoke.

JUNGLE CAKE
White Fire x Wedding Cake. Nice light green buds with a fruity sugary dessert nose and taste.  
56g: 90
112g: 150
224g: 225
1lb: 400
2lb: 750
3lb: 1100
4lb: 1450
5lb: 1700
10lb: 3200

ALIEN COOKIES
Tahoe Alien x Forum Cookies. Outdoor littles with a sweet skunky vanilla nose.

56g: 65
112g: 95
224g: 150
1lb: 225
2lb: 400
3lb: 575
4lb: 750
5lb: 850
10lb: 1600